Missed

Oh the blog posts that might have been... While I was on my hiatus from normal life there were many things I would have done a post on. Mylee's third birthday and Mike's thirty-third birthday were both pretty low key.
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I can only imagine the post that would have resulted from this line... "Mom, there is a glass slipper up my nose." I couldn't see it and I couldn't feel it, but there was indeed a glass slipper up her nose. (armature mom lesson - just cause your kid is three doesn't mean you should let them play with all the small parts of their new birthday toys.)
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How about this line... "honey, did you know that your pants are on backwards?" Yep, after a conversation with a neighbor I walked in the house and Mike informed me of this. Now I'll often find that my shirt is on backwards and/or inside out, but this was my first pants incident.
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I managed to badly burn three bags of microwave popcorn in a day. My house still stinks from the repeated offense.
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And yesterday, I accidentally flushed a pair of underwear down the toilet. We're toilet training Mylee again (we're at about a 80% success rate with #1, and a 0% success rate with #2. NOT FUN!) While cleaning up one "non-success" #2 mess the underwear ending up going down with the mess. Mike sure thinks I'm cute (ha ha), and Mylee is furious over the matter (she keeps demanding that I apologize to her).
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My only statement of self defense is that I have not gotten more than 2.5 hours of consecutive sleep in the past 6 weeks. It does not appear that this will be changing anytime soon, so I'm sure I'll have more "stupid things I've done" posts to come...